It's because we all died of heat stroke.
We were asked to camp in the overnight spot of our babysitter's seasonal campground this weekend. I'm in love with camping, and Matt thought it was a nice, cheap, weekend plan, so we agreed.
I checked the forecast today and tomorrow's high temperature (actual temp, not heat index) is 101. Ohmygoodnesswearecrazy.
I'm thinking up ways to install our window A/C unit in the camper, but not convinced I'll have time to do it before we camp tomorrow.
Not even 100% sure we'll be camping since it's so hellishly hot out. But that's the tentative plan for right now.